B and I went out to Denver this past weekend to celebrate the wedding of our friends Lauren and Coley (who, in my secret desire to have a career as a matchmaker/yenta, I set up!) and we had an awful time getting out of NEPA. Flights cancelled, hour+ drive to an alternate airport, delays galore. To make up for it, United bumped us to first class.

This is the “snack” they give you.  That wine glass you see there never went below the half full mark.  There are hot towels! And comfy chairs! And fancy cookies! I took so many pictures B had to tell me to cut it out.  So basically, we never should have taken the upgrade, because now I never want to fly coach again.